[TheCrazyCal]

well my moral dillemma thread went down like a ton of shte!(altho i have another good one but its a bit eeerr ewwwww lol...

so for now can anyone be arsed to add to this

v v v v v v v

when i was walking along the road i saw a goat......

[Phill]

- from a distance, upon creeping closer through the thick undergrowth of brambles and bushes it was actually a man dressed as a goat and he was performing....

[Brawn]

1 arm bent over rows using what looked to be a woman's severed arm clutching a wine broken bottle, then suddenly he turned to me and said.....

[TheCrazyCal]

when i was walking along the road i saw a goat

from a distance, upon creeping closer through the thick undergrowth of brambles and bushes it was actually a man dressed as a goat and he was performing

1 arm bent over rows using what looked to be a woman's severed arm clutching a wine broken bottle, then suddenly he turned to me and said

whilst saliva was dripping form his lips,
helloo my pretty!
whats a nice young man like you crawling thru the undergrowth in a gladiators costume?
i gulped...
this was more than i bargained for, i was just out for my usual sunday evening manouvers...

ermmm are you doing 5x5`s i said nervously...
n i hope youre not using too much volume either,
have you read a book called brawn?

the man goat looks up at me and says...
i dont want big muscles,dont wanna be fat...
i want small muscles!

hmm says i ok then..
i grab the severed arm to show the man goat something about good form and as i bend over i beat him to death with the wet end...

still at least it was quick it it had been a lady goat she`d have been slowly to death...

[Phill]

...I was then left with the thought of where or how to get rid of the lifeless body which lay battered and bloody on the ground...

"hmm what shall I do...what shall I do"

...

[TheCrazyCal]

if we cut and paste previous storyline into post it reads better..

[TheCrazyCal]

ok lol fcuk it cant be aRsed.

hmm well i like a lifeless corpse as much as the next man(the next man being FTB ) but theres a time and a a place and i could hear footsteps approaching..